This is Brilliant bit of LDS humor was put together by Mandy at Dash it all.
When a speaker doesn't feel the need to tell you every emotion they went through when the bishop called them to speak and just get's right into their talk:
Finding out today's sacrament meeting is the primary program:
Sitting back in the congregation after you nailed a musical number:
Expectation:
Reality:
When you run into a sunbeam you used to teach all grown up:
When a general authority visits your ward:
When you get out of class late and all the treats are gone from the munch and mingle:
When you make it in time to take the sacrament because there was a baby blessing:
When somebody knocks on your door while you're chillin in your g's:
When someone asks you to confirm you'll be at the church Saturday morning to clean:
When you first read Song of Solomon:
When you walk into the gym after the scouts have played basketball:
That kid in sacrament meeting eating goldfish right in front of you on fast sunday:
When someone "brags" that they've never seen a rated R movie:
When they announced they were lowering the missionary age in conference:
When your friend comes back down from bearing their testimony:
When they send around the sign up sheet for the cannery:
#nurseryteacherproblems:
When someone corrects your pronunciation of a biblical name in Sunday School:
When they announce another new Utah temple in conference:
When your leader finally loses his patience with you:
Trying to make a baby laugh during sacrament meeting:
When you go visiting teaching without your companion:
Single mormons in their 20's:
Single mormons in their 30's:
When you hold someone's baby during sacrament meeting:
Finding out the sunday school lesson is on family history:
What the world thinks our stance is on everything:
Primary activity day:
Life of a missionary:
Meanwhile, at the singles ward:
What you wish with all your might mind and strength would happen when someone starts to scratch their sibling's back in church:
At the ward talent show:
Expectation:
Reality:
When someone preaches false doctrine in their testimony when you've brought an investigator:
When you find out "a light dinner will be served":
Newly graduated girls in the single's ward:
When somebody won't take their crying kid out of sacrament meeting:
Holla at me bishop's:
Being called to be the relief society president in your 20's:
When you try to act like you heard a question in sunday school:
Women wear parachute pants to church day:
When someone's family member visiting your ward gets up to bear their testimony:
It made me giggle so I decided to entertain myself and do more!
Enjoy!
When you break your fast:
When you try to read Isaiah:
When your visiting teachers decide to "stop by" and your house isn't clean:
When I try to cry during testimony meeting because everyone else is:
When your friend won't stop talking to you in Sunday School:
When your bishop calls you to be a sunbeam teacher:
When you're about to take the sacrament on fast Sunday:
When someone calls you at the end of the month to see if you did your visiting teaching:
When the teacher hands out treats before the lesson:
When your Relief Society president tries to bond with you:
When you get to sacrament meeting late and are trying to find your family:
When somebody starts in on their third pioneer story in their testimony:
When somebody brings up politics in Sunday School:
When you visit a ward in Utah:
When somebody tries to tell you that 'day of rest' doesn't mean napping:
When someone cute moves into your ward:
What your bishop looks like when he can't stay awake during sacrament meeting:
When you walk out of your room and realize your home teachers are there:
When somebody doesn't ramble on and on when they bear their testimony:
When someone says they like 8am church:
When someone calls you to ask why you're not at Sunday morning meetings:
When the person who bears their testimony every month starts walking up to the pulpit:
At girls camp:
When your visiting teaching companion finally finds out who you are:
Trying to pay attention in the third hour of church:
When you go back to visit your family's ward and everyone asks if your dating someone:
When you found out Christ wasn't born in December:
When your bishop finally finds out you can play the piano:
When another sunday school class get's treats but yours doesn't:
When nobody get's your Arrested Development reference in Sunday School:
When you walk into a different ward and everyone thinks you're an investigator:
When your YM & YW leaders try to act cool at a stake dance:
When you get all dressed up and go to a fireside and then find out there won't be treats:
Coming home after 8am church:
When you see your returning missionary walking out of the terminal:
At a stake dance:
Expectation:
Reality:
When you're the chorister during sacrament meeting and your friends try to make you laugh:
When someone you've seen sneeze on their hands earlier comes up to shake yours:
When you and your spouse make it through all three hours of church:
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Too funny. Thanks for the laugh.
ReplyDeleteFantastic! Loved the AD references. Here's one I would like to add to your list;
ReplyDeleteWhen someone sneaks to the podium to bare their testimony when we have already gone past the allotted time. http://goo.gl/jSJFfU