DON'T knit or dress yourself while intoxicated. I'd rather be cold.
DO show off your pedicure while rocking the latest cowboy fashions.
DON'T purchase furniture when drunk
DO match the gift to the person. If someone on your Christmas list has a tendency to get in fights and punch someone, how about they DO it with DISNEY brass knuckles! "HI-HO, HI-HO, IT'S OFF TO JAIL I GO..."
What all fashion conscience men are wearing
Underwear - always a big hit...
This is something else. It is Hillary as, yes, a toilet bowl cleaner. The part that you clean the bowl, is yes you guessed it her hair. She can scrub, scrub, scrub the scum away from your toilet. Maybe she should scrub the scum out of her husband too. This is perfect for someone that doesn't completely love the Clinton’s and never believed Bill when he said, “I never had sexual relations with that woman.” Each Hillary Toilet Brush stands almost 16 inches, perfect for getting to those hard to reach grimy spots.
So THAT'S why he takes so long in the bathroom!
DO give anything involving Bacon flavoring if you have teenage boys. When they complain about being hungry, tell them to go eat some toothpaste.
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